THE FIRST LADY OF DISCO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdsJCU6NxzM

SICK IN A GOOD SENSE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gApwQUIjSHs
this is an incredible performance.

HERE'S SOME FUN!

at one of my very favorite websites that i hit daily. hey, when you get to be an old empress like myself you can get away with it.

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/ scroll to take a poll on fashion, best dog in nyc, hear norman mailer and listen to the rain in greenwich village. it's all here.

Art: Uncut

Art at its finest! DCist reports Adrian Parsons circumcised himself in front of a live audience at Warehouse last night as the opening performance of Supple
The resulting installation is titled - Shrapnel

Cant believe i missed that one! DCist editor has unreleased photos?!!? Crazy shit! Guess he's cut now.

UPDATE* Photos have been posted: http://letsnottalkaboutart.blogspot.com/

HILLARY

i confess
to watching the democrat party debate tonight from south carolina. the winners were senator gravel and senator clinton. gavel because he's a bomb thrower whom i can relate to and mrs clinton who gave a good joan crawford"don't fuck with me fella's" answers.

COLORED TV'S

Q. you know that door across the street from FunFair adult video arcade that says women's shelter? what's the deal with that place? i always see dirty old men coming out of there, regular party.

A. cum mon! LOL

also in that building is the world famous metropolitan club. they have open AA and NA meetings continually.

i have seen the door(woman's shelter) you speak of with some white lettering on the door. but i dont really monitor who goes in and out or what they look like. there isnt much for me on either side of the block so i just get threw there as quickly as possible. when i walk downtown via 5th i walk on the west side because i dont like being propositioned by the hookers infront of funfair video and they folks hanging out infront of the AA club have always been nice to me. but going on the funfair side isn't how i want to live my life.

i encourage all the social workers in the neighborhood to go and help the colored tv's at 4th and L...they need it alot more than the downlow male hookers in front of funfair video.

GARDEN UPDATES

all indoor plants are now outside in shade locations. the sun is HOT.

the basil seeds are sprouting as are all the other seedlings...

the geraniums arrive on thursday.

all eyes are on the flower beds around the scott montgomery school. the gardners up there HAVE GOT IT GOIN ON! i haven't forgotten the bamboo stakes fellas.

the georgetown house tour is this weekend.

finally, a day off.

WHAT THE HELL IZ THIS?

U TELL ME...OH LORD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di-yWs8NvjA&mode=related&search=

ALEC BALDWIN

our cousin's the baldwins are as nutty as the rest of us. my cousin alec needs to STFU and control his alcoholic temper although i'm sure his ex-wife is really a big contributor to his cell phone message meltdown.

THIS POEM RECOGNIZES THAT

http://nikki-giovanni.com/trainridesqt.shtml

BILL CLINTON ON LARRY KING

Jesus, 5 minutes into the interview i had to shut the volume off...i so don't want to hear that man for another 8 years. when he was talking about the violent narcissistic dude all i could think about was poor Juanita Broderick and Katherine Wiley. i like Hillary but her husband gives me the creeps.

EAST SIDE GARDEN CLUB OF WASHINGTON DC

I am proud to announce the formation of the East Side Garden Club of Washington, DC. We've been in existence for 6 months now and like everything else around here it's a big secret and we just might keep it that way. For those of you with boundary concerns, our boundary is that anything east of the DaleCarla Parkway is our turf.

RIP

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.johnabbottphoto.com/images/people_Kitty_Carlilse_Hart.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.johnabbottphoto.com/people_Kitty_Carlilse_Hart.htm&h=390&w=388&sz=46&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=wpv6BwG08YTLrM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=122&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkitty%2Bcarlilse%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

HOKIE #2

http://collegemedia.com/

HOKIE

WWW.VT.EDU

one of our country's best visionaries... nikki giovanni. we call her, miss nikki. it's a southern thing!

and don, my brother...my best wishes and thoughts are with you right now.
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/news/convocation_giovanni.mp3

diversity at virginia tech:
http://www.vtlgbtcaucus.org/

WEAR YOUR HAIR JUST FOR HIM

historic and fun, these girls do it right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFdlgGLRoUQ

CHERRY BLOSSOMS

EVERYWHERE IS CHERRY BLOSSOMS GO SEE THEM NOW, THAT'S WHERE I'M AT TODAY! BYE.

MERCI

instead of having the handwriting analyzed i'll just thank here and now whoever was sweet enough to leave the thoughtful present outside my door. what a nice surprise!

THANKS FOR THE EYE CANDY :-)

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/09/arts/design/09lewitt.html?ex=1333771200&en=322bf3b728a306f2&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss



dear sol...thanks for the lovely expressions. :-) i mean the conceptual minimalisms. ;-)
so elegant like a decorative jewel. conservatives hated you but that's ok cause we hated them more!

BYE IMUS

we wont miss you, bigot!

SHOP SHOP SHOP

bargins galore:
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/node/1038


i have no idea who ben is and where she's from or who took the silly Gainsborough inspired rococo photo so don't ask, but she might be from monrovia, maryland:
https://secure.e2rm.com/registrant/LoginRegister.aspx?EventID=10225&LangPref=en-CA


and boys! don't forget Freda Burling & The Georgetown House Tour:
http://georgetownhousetour.com/

OUT OF THE HOLE

i forget, iz it Ground Hogs Day or Easter when the dude comes out of the cave?

KEITH RICHARDS CRACKS ME UP

awakening happy this morning, my usual optimistic self, when i heard on imus what keith richards said/did regarding mixing his fathers cremation with cocaine is STILL making me LOL.
it's no secret to many of you that i'm a psychic so last week i was trolling Utube for a keith richards specific number and couldnt find a quality clip...so, here's the best i found at the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcVKBWGYwBY

and speaking of cremation dust, here's a local business(in historic downtown rockville) that charges slightly over 150 dollars to cremate family members :-)
http://www.heavenlydays.com/default.aspx

MITT ROMNEY? SAY IT AIN'T SO...

just when i thought being related to dick cheney is the worst comes news from my dear brother that we might be related to mitt romney...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. even he says he doesn't know if that's good or bad news! lol

YES, MY NAME IS LOVE!

we survived the game beautifully even though it ended up not in our favor. looking forward to congratulating roy and the other team members as they walk by 35th and O. the movie shoot is still going on and it appears if i'll be needed until April 8, which is ok because i really dont give a shit about Easter. as a matter of fact some of these holidays are so artificial i cant wait for them to be over so we can get back to being nasty rude selfish christians.



answer any of the riddles wrong and get you head chopped off. get them all right and you win the princess. this is what happens in turandot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuYvRrtllxw the final answer is: Love.