Tuesday, July 18, 2006

action time: crime emergency

currently we are not seeing enough police in this neighborhood. i know what the problem is, motivation...there are not enough young short skirted women living around here to provide incentive eye candy for police patrolling. the uniformed division of the secret service for example can be found all over dupont circle, adams morgan and georgetown. we never see the park police or the interior department police over in these parts either. we dont need more police...we need better deployment and supervision. we dont need to throw 8,000,000 dollars at the problem. just get a champion instead of a bureaucrat and straighten the situation out. if some neighborhoods are not glamorous enough for an under sexed policeman i say TOUGH just do your freakin job. too bad if you have to file a report or do court time...THAT'S YOUR JOB.

5 comments:

Mr. H.K. said...

I grew up in Baltimore and spent a lot of time in DC...

richard said...

...lol...where, down near the follies?

PalacePool said...

Perhaps we should save the millions of dollars and just get young, scantilly clad women to hang out in different hoods? I will work on getting volunteers for Eckington

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the uniformed division of the Secret Service isn't in your neighborhood because there aren't many important people to protect, like in Dupont, and Georgetown, and NW...

Moxie said...

lmao.. now that's funny. Sad, but, true!