Tuesday, October 10, 2006

PAGE JOKES

Q. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING MARK FOLEY ASKED FOR WHEN HE GOT OFF THE PLANE IN RED CHINA?
A. HE ASKED FOR THE YELLOW PAGES

Q. WHY DOES MARK FOLEY LIKE TO READ BOOKS?
A. HE LIKES TO BEND OVER THE PAGES

2 comments:

jack said...

Foley was famous for being one of the best imitators of Clinton's “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” line.

jack said...

apologies to all the tv show hosts,

"The good news? Florida Congressman Mark Foley has entered rehab. The bad news? Rehab is a 14-year-old boy from Pakistan." --Jay Leno

"The ex-congressman, if nothing else, is contrite. He says when he gets out of rehab, he wants a fresh start and to turn over a new page." --David Letterman

"This is like the worst thing to happen to congressional Republicans since last Thursday. ... Most people think GOP stands for Gay Old Pedophile." --Jay Leno

"Mark Foley has now checked into rehab for alcoholism. Oh, shut up. Like that's the big problem. Who cares if he's addicted to Jack Daniels? He's addickted to little Jack and little Daniel. That's the problem." --Jay Leno

Apparently, new evidence that just came out shows that former Congressman Mark Foley once engaged in Internet sex with a former page while a vote was being taken in the House. ... Apparently, instead of voting 'Aye,' Foley voted 'Oh F*ck yeah!' -- [modified Conan O'Brien]

"Earlier in the week, (ex-Rep. Mark) Foley checked himself into rehab. But according to the New York Times, many people question his alcoholism claim. That's when you know things are bad in Washington. When a congressman can't even be trusted to be a drunk." --Jay Leno

"On Rush Limbaugh yesterday, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said, 'We took care of Mr. Foley. We found out about it and asked him to resign.' Yeah, a year later. That's not just slow, that's FEMA slow." --Jay Leno